tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42655683499506815832011-12-22T03:22:55.647-08:00Pauls FunnyPaulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.comBlogger3021100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-26795804118927552011-11-12T00:15:00.000-08:002011-11-12T00:24:01.787-08:00Worst Voice Impression of Conan O'brienConan say's it was Data (Brent Spiner) from the Star Trek shows. He didn't know he was in the movie until he happened to look at a USA today and see his name there as part of the movie. In this episode of South Park I guess Conan found out that even the makers knew it was a bad impression but Data insisted he did a very well impression of Conan and they kept it like it is.<br /><iframe width="480" height="274" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1DNyLD2SRjA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />1 minute 58 seconds<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2679580411892755?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-7908645016079175202011-10-02T23:50:00.000-07:002011-10-04T13:34:37.726-07:00Bill BurrI cannot believe this is the first Bill Burr I've put on this site? Tragic...<br /><iframe width="420" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_Dybby26QnU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Oa6X6ufoiBM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-790864501607917520?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-40661846372718224022011-09-16T23:48:00.000-07:002011-09-16T23:50:39.575-07:00Darth Vader Vs. Adolf Hitler In a Rap Battle<iframe width="480" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AFA-rOls8YA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4066184637271822402?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-72291533165955921642011-06-16T19:16:00.000-07:002011-11-12T00:32:19.783-08:00"whole foods parking lot"<div>I thought this was great</div><iframe width="480" height="303" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2UFc1pr2yUU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div>3 minutes 55 seconds</div><br /><a href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/10/john-pinette.html"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1ttscCT_mAg/Tr4t-tA6cUI/AAAAAAAAJKw/cnfrMfzZ0ao/s400/Paul%2527s%2Bfunny%2Bbutton.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674023135791968578" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7229153316595592164?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-29635214901314315042010-10-01T07:50:00.000-07:002011-10-04T11:06:44.265-07:00John PinetteJohn Pinette at the radio station KOLA on January 12th, 2007.<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xw2URLgPa-Y?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xw2URLgPa-Y?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />5 minutes 2 seconds<br /><br />Here he is at good day alabama (fox 7). The ending takes a certain twist but I like it.<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QHvt5zIjoIM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QHvt5zIjoIM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />6 minutes 46 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-10-01T07%3A50%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=4"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KIXCnhpE8B8/TotKo7gqkiI/AAAAAAAAJG8/wbCGOqu8Oi0/s400/Paul%2527s%2Bfunny%2Bbutton.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659699423751082530" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2963521490131431504?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-54383682819737451722010-09-26T14:01:00.000-07:002010-09-26T14:14:54.904-07:00Sunday Bloody SundayGood ole G.W. Bush.<br />This video never gets old for me. It always puts a smile upon my face. Even when I have a hangover.<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PXnO_FxmHes?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PXnO_FxmHes?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />3 minutes 7 seconds<a href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/oh-billy.html"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TJ-3o2A1D5I/AAAAAAAAIlY/au1THgsifl0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521333580501159826" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5438368281973745172?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-1861579810955834842010-09-15T02:43:00.000-07:002010-09-26T14:13:07.140-07:00Oh BillyFrom the movie Cable Guy, the hilarious <a href="http://celebritiesnowandthen.blogspot.com/search/label/Jim%20Carrey">Jim Carrey</a> and Matthew Broderick.<br /><object height="340" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJR8ZNAnRoM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJR8ZNAnRoM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="500"></embed></object><br />30 seconds<br /><a href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/08/come-on-down.html"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TJ-3IZL9SKI/AAAAAAAAIlQ/nrneCaWKD_g/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521333023007393954" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-186157981095583484?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-53282611087987861952010-08-09T18:18:00.000-07:002010-08-09T18:24:33.978-07:00Come on Down!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TGCpeGGPVwI/AAAAAAAAIe4/iF8k9Y0eqYw/s1600/69.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TGCpeGGPVwI/AAAAAAAAIe4/iF8k9Y0eqYw/s400/69.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503585079144699650" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/05/drunks.html"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TGCp8znXCCI/AAAAAAAAIfA/GRA3ChiKMrU/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503585606759286818" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5328261108798786195?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-64976943926707043372010-05-25T15:59:00.000-07:002010-05-25T16:06:03.618-07:00DrunksThere is just something about drunk people that makes me laugh almost every time.<br /><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 460px; height: 398px;"><embed flashvars="playerVars=showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=2 Drunk Men - Caught On Tape." src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2098622/2_drunk_men_caught_on_tape.swf" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_2098622" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="398" width="460"></embed><br /></div><br /><a href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/greatest-magician-ever.html"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S_xXhbFCz8I/AAAAAAAAIQg/FuF2Qlv06Mo/s1600/Paul%27s+funny+button.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S_xXhbFCz8I/AAAAAAAAIQg/FuF2Qlv06Mo/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475347478691893186" border="0" /></a></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6497694392670704337?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-36640131130021491442010-03-15T16:11:00.000-07:002010-03-15T16:29:07.810-07:00The Greatest Magician EverThis guy is good!<br /><embed flashvars="file=http://208.116.9.205/10/content/3959/450.flv&height=380&width=480&displayheight=360&displaywidth=480&frontcolor=0xffffff&backcolor=0x000000&lightcolor=0xffffff&plugins=gapro-1,/show/plugins/kb/kbsocial_1.swf&gapro.accountid=UA-3505072-1&gapro.trackpercentage=true&gapro.tracktime=true&gapro.trackcompletes=true&gapro.trackdetails=true&gapro.trackerror=true&shuffle=false&overstretch=false&autostart=false;javascriptid=kbvideo&enablejs=true&customKb=true&kb_engagement_url=http://kontraband.com/videos/3959/Silly-Showoff-Magician&kb_engagement_title=Silly Showoff Magician&kb_contentid=3959" allowscriptaccess="always" usefullscreen="true" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" name="kbvideo" id="kbvideo" src="http://www.kontraband.com/show/4.5.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="380" width="480"></embed><br />2 minutes 5 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/library-farting.html"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S57Cg_8BZ8I/AAAAAAAAIJ8/qODK2mv8uKM/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449006471339665346" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-3664013113002149144?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-23753024452283640672010-02-24T18:31:00.000-08:002010-03-15T16:26:31.411-07:00Library Farting<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3ejlkzDCuc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3ejlkzDCuc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />3 minutes 30 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/tom-papa.html"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S57B-rQUieI/AAAAAAAAIJ0/7mPu1189MPk/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449005881672108514" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2375302445228364067?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-42736282141144248652010-02-17T06:02:00.000-08:002010-05-12T19:37:38.296-07:00Tom PapaThis guy is hilarious! I remember seeing this back when and it's still funny.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EkqBawFxV1o&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EkqBawFxV1o&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />5 minutes 1 second<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4273628214114424865?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-90774181729331203752010-02-12T17:14:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:53:26.897-08:00The Best Part Of "Old School"Will Ferrell takes a tranquilizer to the jugular! Makes me laugh every time!<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ljfGOrQTKhc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ljfGOrQTKhc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />2 minutes 19 seconds<br />Although it probably wouldn't be funny in actual life. I wouldn't know?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/kirk-fox-smirnoff-and-sonic.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wCwbRb0ZI/AAAAAAAAIAI/TWXQhv8AmSA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439225480934576530" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-9077418172933120375?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-23690504654452823062010-02-12T03:08:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:51:43.986-08:00Kirk Fox "smirnoff and sonic"smirnoff...<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mX5ZOMuO61M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mX5ZOMuO61M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />31 seconds<br /><br />sonic...<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wqWrQFh2qI&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wqWrQFh2qI&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />41 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/kirk-fox-comedy-festival.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wCVnBC_eI/AAAAAAAAIAA/r_35rqmSp-E/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439225020230598114" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2369050465445282306?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-41438393449203061312010-02-12T03:01:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:49:59.103-08:00Kirk Fox "the comedy festival"It seems like he becomes a bit more comfortable, pass the half way mark.<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zFu-V2ExgWA&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zFu-V2ExgWA&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />6 minutes 51 seconds<br /><a href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/search/label/Kirk%20Fox"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Kirk Fox</span></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/john-oliver-run-on-sentence.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wB3tLVPEI/AAAAAAAAH_4/EKm5gJ8Ft5g/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439224506488273986" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4143839344920306131?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-17144777530241610192010-02-12T02:10:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:48:00.412-08:00John Oliver "one long sentence"<table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245);" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="353" width="360"><tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(229, 229, 229);" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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At least I have not seen it. Always funny, the insulting comedic dog, Triumph!<br /><object height="332" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x115u4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x115u4" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="332" width="480"></embed></object><br />10 minutes 31 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/01/lucas-molandes-on-going-to-bars.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wBH3jKdlI/AAAAAAAAH_o/A6Alw-V2jR8/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439223684638864978" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6022234965490998388?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-91087643860078582322010-01-31T10:28:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:44:55.713-08:00Lucas Molandes on "Going To Bars"<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3987620/going_to_bars.swf" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_3987620" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"></embed><br />49 seconds<br />I agree the lighting in bars could be better. Thats why I lite a cigarette close enough to their face so I can see.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/01/bad-drivers.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wAyZMU7sI/AAAAAAAAH_g/HBcPcO-Je3U/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439223315712765634" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-9108764386007858232?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-64044739861975790122010-01-27T15:25:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:43:36.320-08:00Bad DriversPeople bailing and fender bending. Horrible drivers in the snow, one after the other.<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GwNe1vzWLng&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GwNe1vzWLng&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />1 minute 31 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/01/im-fing-matt-damon-by-sarah-silverman.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wAdXhmyDI/AAAAAAAAH_Y/t6ZWvRET8VE/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439222954487892018" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6404473986197579012?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-68242444291643897392010-01-23T07:40:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:42:15.826-08:00"I'm F*#@^ing Matt Damon" by Sarah SilvermanFrom the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Sarah has something important to tell Jim.<br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1132302/im_fucking_matt_damon_by_sarah_silverman_very_very_very_funny.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_1132302" height="345" width="400"></embed><br />5 minutes 23 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2010/01/muslim-on-treadmill.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3wAKk2eEdI/AAAAAAAAH_Q/wP7CklTxaSY/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439222631647547858" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6824244429164389739?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-26907652267912436242010-01-09T18:59:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:40:54.795-08:00Muslim On A TreadmillThis Muslim has never been on a treadmill before and gets the run of his life!<br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZJD1V6GapSg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZJD1V6GapSg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />2 minutes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/12/anthony-jeslnik-christmas.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v_zFcEntI/AAAAAAAAH_I/jLZBBQqKxZw/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439222228078337746" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2690765226791243624?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-81705931294196140662009-12-23T18:32:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:38:55.156-08:00Anthony Jeslnik "christmas"<table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245);" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="353" width="360"><tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(229, 229, 229);" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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I've had it happen a couple times where the person was wearing a bluetooth phone in their ear and I thought they were talking to me. When in fact they were not. Then they give me a weird look like I should have know they were on the phone.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/12/brian-regan-flannel-man.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v-vrBgi8I/AAAAAAAAH-4/iXYTqgN79MI/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439221069936364482" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-8635712174705002332?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-1646042426014342152009-12-10T15:10:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:34:30.640-08:00Brian Regan "Flannel Man"<table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v-SKOBF-I/AAAAAAAAH-w/vOxY25_egMA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439220562914252770" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-164604242601434215?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-59956397140988244052009-12-08T23:17:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:32:25.985-08:00Plasticville<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfbrSLTOmg4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfbrSLTOmg4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br />4 minutes 56 seconds<br />I didn't know Justin Timberlake could be funny but in this skit from Saturday Night Live he proves that he can sing and be funny at the same time.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/12/actors-studio-with-dave-chapelle.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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Funny though!<br /><embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=2787517403276391321&hl=en&fs=true" style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br />About 1 hour and 30 minutes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/12/first-dates-can-be-little-uncomfortable.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v9iJQVgcI/AAAAAAAAH-g/nF8HyZCAkG8/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439219738021822914" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4150703911794241801?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-4149566029700141992009-12-04T08:39:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:29:18.567-08:00First Dates Can Be A Little UncomfortableThis video plays automatically, sorry. Hope you like it. It is a bit vulgar for those virgin ears out there.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" align="middle" height="345" width="460"><param name="movie" value="http://x.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/flashplayer/video.swf"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff"><param name="FlashVars" value="url=http://static.funnyjunk.com/movies/nocturnalcomedy_latefees701.flv"> <param name="menu" value="false"><embed src="http://x.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/flashplayer/video.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" menu="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="url=http://static.funnyjunk.com/movies/nocturnalcomedy_latefees701.flv" align="middle" height="345" width="460"></embed></object><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/12/hooters-unveiled.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v9GcxJVxI/AAAAAAAAH-Y/JuJz0TezVCQ/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439219262223374098" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-414956602970014199?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-82758958615146266642009-12-03T13:48:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:27:26.333-08:00Hooters UnveiledHooters without the Hooters!<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO0-jKrDNvQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO0-jKrDNvQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />5 minutes 10 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/weatherman-and-cockroach.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v8s6RELeI/AAAAAAAAH-Q/wEJvUMbzxpw/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439218823465283042" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-8275895861514626664?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-53546605790611550322009-11-30T18:00:00.000-08:002010-02-17T06:25:59.139-08:00Weatherman And A CockroachThis guy sounds like a girl when a cockroach crawls on his leg and then later returns for more.<br /><object height="365" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdiaz&related=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdiaz&related=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="365" width="480"></embed></object><br />51 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/need-some-tissue-with-that-bee.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S3v8Wu34btI/AAAAAAAAH-I/KuRQVbA04so/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439218442449743570" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5354660579061155032?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-32466464304190830702009-11-24T01:32:00.000-08:002010-01-09T19:13:34.220-08:00Need Some Tissue With That BeeAt first I thought this was fake but now I'm unsure? It does look like something may be flying around possibly a bee with tissue paper attached. I thought it was humorous. Lets see what you think?<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dYDiJpKuw7M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dYDiJpKuw7M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />14 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/triu.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S0lFdEJu5DI/AAAAAAAAHvQ/u1BBbkCrYcw/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424943591777559602" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-3246646430419083070?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-1696299535747148242009-11-17T18:07:00.000-08:002010-01-09T19:10:27.077-08:00Triumph And J-Lo<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ENLPC1MxqDg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ENLPC1MxqDg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />33 seconds<br />Triumph at the VMA's about 4 or 5 years ago.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/triumph-insult-comic-dog-at-star-wars.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S0lE26k2LSI/AAAAAAAAHvI/yJeExd1iCZ0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424942936371899682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-169629953574714824?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-20240881507096787312009-11-17T17:57:00.000-08:002010-01-09T19:07:30.943-08:00Triumph The Insult Comic Dog At A Star Wars Fest<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nCtz4trJr_g&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nCtz4trJr_g&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />3 minutes 49 seconds<br />Ripping on nerds is too easy for this comic dog. When the trekkie shows up, now that was hysterical!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/collision-course.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/S0lEJID_ENI/AAAAAAAAHvA/XA9WkxJEyJg/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424942149718184146" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2024088150709678731?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-67752118488797664492009-11-14T10:33:00.000-08:002009-11-24T01:40:11.810-08:00Collision CourseThe look on this lady's face is hilarious right before she gets run over by another athlete!<br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3721083/be_aware_of_what_goes_on_around_you_funny_clip.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_3721083" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />40 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/jimmy-kimmel-vs-eminem-on-court.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Swup0bM0PBI/AAAAAAAAHnA/y9ib8ZaYAR8/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407602495708216338" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6775211848879766449?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-91192586387588076262009-11-13T18:44:00.000-08:002009-11-17T18:14:21.477-08:00Jimmy Kimmel Vs. Eminem On The CourtLoser gets a tat of the other persons face on their body!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7iXgoztYfCo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7iXgoztYfCo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />4 minutes 31 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/have-you-ever-been-this-drunk.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SwNYYZWMVKI/AAAAAAAAHmo/rtgwuaCbZN0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405261153918801058" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-9119258638758807626?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-2400468980533445132009-11-11T10:36:00.000-08:002009-11-17T18:12:43.011-08:00Have You Ever Been This Drunk?<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_2271a3527a" width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="key=2271a3527a"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed flashvars="key=2271a3527a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_2271a3527a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="400"></embed></object><br />11:00 minutes<br />Hilarious as this guy tries his best to buy more beer but can barely even stand up.<br />Songs include "I got stoned and I missed it" by Dr. Hook, "Family tradition" by Hank Williams Jr. and "The piano has been drinking" by Tom Waits.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/vader-and-his-storm-troopers-thriller.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SwNX9GaxiJI/AAAAAAAAHmg/EwCxnCwObkQ/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405260684981274770" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-240046898053344513?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-75070917176434231352009-11-10T06:22:00.000-08:002009-11-14T10:38:54.441-08:00Vader and His Storm Troopers (Thriller)<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KkGWzzIhC88&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KkGWzzIhC88&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />55 seconds<br />I wish that was my job! Dressing up as Star Wars characters and dancing around. Looks like fun!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/fun-with-water.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sv75GquncgI/AAAAAAAAHkQ/O6d15hR_F9M/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404030495835517442" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7507091717643423135?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-71520543063720644922009-11-08T15:40:00.000-08:002009-11-13T18:52:36.859-08:00Fun With WaterVarious funny things that have to do with water. Some of the things, not so funny.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fWGaBvaKySc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fWGaBvaKySc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />1 minute 26 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/11/cruel-yet-funny.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sv4bVUuGxcI/AAAAAAAAHjw/zTHKGdQxMkA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403786656044467650" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7152054306372064492?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-49510220082884525922009-11-04T11:55:00.000-08:002009-11-11T10:47:20.965-08:00Cruel Yet Funny<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/70jFzlxCnZA&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/70jFzlxCnZA&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />1 minute 33 seconds<br />This poor girl has narcolepsy and these guys think it's a good idea to enduce her narcoleptic episode. At first I thought it was cruel but then I just kept on laughing. I guess now they are married...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/happy-halloween.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SvsGnPNfGsI/AAAAAAAAHjg/61FxaoFeRNk/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402919449128803010" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4951022008288452592?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-50980142992199086852009-10-30T16:46:00.000-07:002009-10-30T17:03:37.192-07:00Happy Halloween!!!It's hard not to be funny when it's in slow motion. This kid scares the other onto the ground while he laughs.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4cfJRKuT18&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4cfJRKuT18&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />49 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/boobs-tend-to-sag-bit-with-age.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sut-r9eheKI/AAAAAAAAHY8/WuB05QLeYKY/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398547872035731618" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5098014299219908685?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-53934822810614650642009-10-25T14:39:00.000-07:002009-10-30T17:01:11.590-07:00Boobs Tend To Sag A Bit With AgeThis particular girl reveals it all on this video but...well you just have to see for yourself.<br /><object id="346247" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Why Only Young Girls Should Strip Funny Videos" width="464" height="376"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzQ2MjQ3"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzQ2MjQ3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br />1 minute 42 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/steven-wright.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sut-KVUcvjI/AAAAAAAAHY0/nRMLIcmXxFk/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398547294320377394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5393482281061465064?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-13627004267131098542009-10-24T15:53:00.000-07:002009-10-30T16:59:08.016-07:00Steven WrightThings...<br /><table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245);" width="360" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="353"><tbody><tr style="height: 14px;" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;" colspan="2"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=76745&title=steven-wright-last-night">Steven Wright - Last Night</a></td></tr><tr style="height: 14px; background-color: rgb(53, 53, 53);" valign="middle"><td colspan="2" style="padding: 2px 5px 0px; overflow: hidden; width: 360px; text-align: right;"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(150, 222, 255); text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/">www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign="middle"><td style="padding: 0px;" colspan="2"><embed style="display: block;" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:76745" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000" width="360" height="301"></embed></td></tr><tr style="height: 18px;" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 0px;" colspan="2"><table style="margin: 0px; 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color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml">Free Online Games</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />I like the part where he says "in her spare time she liked to waste time" Hilarious!<br />Male order brides maid! Too much!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/dan-allen.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sut9akeY9GI/AAAAAAAAHYs/TSR8RyChk4s/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398546473754883170" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-1362700426713109854?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-63344567331732652852009-10-23T17:34:00.000-07:002009-10-30T16:56:08.468-07:00Dan AllenSay What You Think...<br /><table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; 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text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/">comedians.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign="middle"><td style="padding: 0px;" colspan="2"><embed style="display: block;" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:197981" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000" width="360" height="301"></embed></td></tr><tr style="height: 18px;" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 0px;" colspan="2"><table style="margin: 0px; text-align: center;" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td style="padding: 3px; width: 33%;"><a target="_blank" style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.jokes.com/">Joke of the Day</a></td><td style="padding: 3px; width: 33%;"><a target="_blank" style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none;" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/">Stand-Up Comedy</a></td><td style="padding: 3px; width: 33%;"><a target="_blank" style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml">Free Online Games</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />3 minutes 31 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/worlds-deepest-trash-can.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sut87vy3XfI/AAAAAAAAHYk/XEwjIjx1lp0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398545944217607666" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6334456733173265285?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-66846473670983053252009-10-20T13:47:00.000-07:002009-10-30T16:54:02.234-07:00The Worlds Deepest Trash CanWatch as people get fooled by the deepest trash can.<br /><object width="512" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"><param name="flashVars" value="id=15901487&vid=6122010&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video00/6122010_rnd8bdb9178_19.jpg&embed=1"><embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="id=15901487&vid=6122010&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video00/6122010_rnd8bdb9178_19.jpg&embed=1" width="480" height="350"></embed></object><br />1 minute 29 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/runway-mishap.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sut8cn256PI/AAAAAAAAHYc/U9A70ynHxUA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398545409511123186" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6684647367098305325?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-89153520251785047692009-10-11T18:42:00.000-07:002009-10-11T18:50:37.079-07:00Runway MishapJust after the first 20 seconds it gets better.<br /><div><object width="480" height="365"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x38xx7&related=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x38xx7&related=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="365"></embed></object><br />1 minute 24 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/invisible-dog-walk-in-brooklyn.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/StKLD91GEHI/AAAAAAAAHO8/_vkksEFqff0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391524604169031794" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-8915352025178504769?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-67166874506455785592009-10-09T13:04:00.000-07:002009-10-09T13:10:07.428-07:00Invisible Dog Walk In Brooklyn<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i9iq9gdeIE4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i9iq9gdeIE4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br />2 minutes 45 seconds<br /><a href="http://doggysense.blogspot.com/2009/10/invisible-dog-walk-in-brooklyn.html">Over 2,000 people walked invisible dogs down the streets of Brooklyn on a Sunday afternoon. The leashes were on loan from the current owner of 51 Bergen Street, the factory where the "invisible dog" toy was invented in the 1970s. Participants of all ages spread out anywhere from Red Hook to Brooklyn Heights, walking their invisible dogs. Hilarious! </a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-and-improved-rocky-balboa.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Ss-YTU2Rc-I/AAAAAAAAHOs/u6FcIiHgjkY/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390694736767054818" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-6716687450645578559?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-8348234757514396782009-10-04T18:37:00.000-07:002009-10-11T18:54:12.256-07:00The New And Improved Rocky Balboa<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://zappinternet.com/v/bikKsaVvaR" width="480" height="350"><param name="FlashVars" value="allowFullScreen=true"><param name="movie" value="http://zappinternet.com/v/bikKsaVvaR"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></object><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/paychecks.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SsP51ZlhNCI/AAAAAAAAHJQ/RHQKgWQWOg0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387424275061879842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-1383607172681180488?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-36425721380461889942009-09-18T17:42:00.000-07:002009-09-27T19:08:15.560-07:00Mishaps...<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3370373/more_crazy_video.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_3370373" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />1 minute 55 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/men-perform-better-with-audience.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SsAaIwVaTDI/AAAAAAAAHG8/kAr3sBRcQU8/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386333892051094578" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-3642572138046188994?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-79239161972942874912009-09-17T15:53:00.000-07:002009-09-23T21:40:26.818-07:00Men Perform Better With An Audience<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3122831/never_change_are_you_man_must_watch.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_3122831" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />25 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/deal-or-no-deal.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Srr3_5U1jmI/AAAAAAAAHEE/BJ2900ZV5cQ/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384888981566885474" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7923916197294287491?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-7501139881127797252009-09-16T11:44:00.000-07:002009-09-18T18:58:00.844-07:00Deal Or No Deal<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/519610/deal_or_no_deal_parody.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_519610" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />5 minutes 47 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/dodge-viper-stuck-in-snow.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SrQ6ig4AVgI/AAAAAAAAG7A/Ybt182gSzfE/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382991819229386242" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-750113988112779725?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-2406490834098920072009-09-15T15:11:00.000-07:002009-09-15T15:23:25.444-07:00Dodge Viper Stuck In The Snow<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2852148/dodge_viper_stuck_in_the_snow.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_2852148" width="450" height="345"></embed><br />24 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/man-afraid-of-mouse.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SrATkj8TYyI/AAAAAAAAG2Q/bSTfX0hIbqU/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381823073552130850" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-240649083409892007?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-55387965668406095222009-09-15T11:13:00.000-07:002009-09-15T15:20:48.211-07:00Man Afraid Of Mouse?<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3258570/strong_man_is_afraid_of_a_mouse.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_3258570" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />42 seconds<br />Not so tough...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/bad-entrance.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SrATFzCkrSI/AAAAAAAAG2I/W-vJDXASOk8/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381822545029016866" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5538796566840609522?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-137243294727969252009-09-14T10:59:00.000-07:002009-09-15T15:19:04.058-07:00Bad Entrance<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2852990/entrance_fail.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_2852990" width="400" height="345"></embed><br />26 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/09/nothing-like-movies.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SnTIiXF-wQI/AAAAAAAAGbs/mhroPN19ZmA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365133548745310466" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7054670863334366638?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-82308377853526115982009-07-23T17:58:00.000-07:002009-07-27T18:32:05.089-07:00Even Polar Bears Have Bad Days<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SmkHfDVfulI/AAAAAAAAGV4/Jm_FiimJ3iA/s1600-h/polar+bear+fall.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SmkHfDVfulI/AAAAAAAAGV4/Jm_FiimJ3iA/s400/polar+bear+fall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361825061414091346" border="0" /></a>Can't you read!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/bits-from-austin-powers.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sm5UuO8hH0I/AAAAAAAAGYs/tVk87Ri3z_0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363317359507480386" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-8230837785352611598?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-18782385254426114952009-07-23T17:23:00.000-07:002009-07-26T21:39:45.541-07:00Bits From Austin Powers<span>Funny parts from the Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me</span><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3QM-PlRXNVE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3QM-PlRXNVE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="385"></embed></object><br />9 minutes 34 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/japanese-soccer-with-binoculars.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sm0vebeuXWI/AAAAAAAAGYE/DS5XM4LRjp0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362994931087334754" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-1878238525442611495?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-44504164244037660572009-07-20T17:07:00.000-07:002009-07-26T21:38:16.928-07:00Japanese Soccer With BinocularsNot only are the outfits hilarious but the idea of wearing binoculars while playing soccer.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cwvVh0_ZelI&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cwvVh0_ZelI&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />2 minutes 18 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/working-out-hard.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SmEiyZqNTtI/AAAAAAAAGS8/7vEvaT3ni2o/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359603280824323794" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5158909685162598941?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-28794460578865525522009-07-12T18:36:00.000-07:002009-07-17T18:17:04.591-07:00Guy Does Flamming Shot All Wrong<object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/33d_1177020619"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/33d_1177020619" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/side-to-shaq-ive-not-seen.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SmEiZRYRU9I/AAAAAAAAGS0/2517hT3F38Q/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359602849104876498" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2879446057886552552?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-71770234034914287162009-07-09T21:35:00.000-07:002009-07-17T18:15:11.990-07:00A Side To Shaq I've Not Seen<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGJ0nqh0fV4&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGJ0nqh0fV4&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="344"></embed></object><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/this-guy-sounds-like-chewy-when-he-gets.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SmEh9kzFHaI/AAAAAAAAGSs/_bGqgoZXU4M/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359602373281258914" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7177023403491428716?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-28034944709967278192009-07-07T18:21:00.000-07:002009-07-13T13:47:46.434-07:00Chewy Is That You?This guy sounds a bit like Chewbacca when he gets tazered.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D85F4DSxZH4&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D85F4DSxZH4&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="385"></embed></object><br />27 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/3.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SludBjNqc6I/AAAAAAAAGRM/1960bb3MBxA/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358048831645316002" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2803494470996727819?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-46649785561313131752009-06-21T00:47:00.000-07:002009-07-09T21:49:51.469-07:00MMA Funny StuffPretty damn funny 2 me!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ApoYNepEb7s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ApoYNepEb7s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="385"></embed></object><br />3 minutes 58 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/funny-animals.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SlbISWGtOeI/AAAAAAAAGPs/Q48NR1v5QUs/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356689024300693986" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4664978556131313175?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-39540659041595328932009-06-18T00:03:00.000-07:002009-07-07T21:25:12.492-07:00Funny Animals<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/teAgRgNrZPs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/teAgRgNrZPs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="385"></embed></object><br />3 minutes 33 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/robert-muraine-dance.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SlQfbcYa3cI/AAAAAAAAGNU/0VUp6Rpnyk0/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355940413185908162" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-3954065904159532893?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-42570472670074655732009-06-17T19:48:00.000-07:002009-06-21T00:56:14.225-07:00Robert Muraine DanceThis guy does have talent and is quite funny at the end of the video.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p4gHyGlYu1U&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p4gHyGlYu1U&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />6 minutes 4 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/kevin-hart.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sj3neku6EMI/AAAAAAAAGG8/lE85f8TDZ2Y/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349686444828528834" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-4257047267007465573?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-52537092254698040992009-06-16T18:52:00.000-07:002009-06-21T00:54:32.391-07:00Kevin HartHe is hilarious in Scary Movie 4. Here is his stand up on Comedy Central Presents.<br /><embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=6126591704413826040&hl=en&fs=true" style="width: 450px; height: 326px;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br />20 minutes 6 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/when-cops-go-too-far.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/Sj3nBKxkwRI/AAAAAAAAGG0/c4wZRJatQDk/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349685939644186898" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5253709225469804099?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-76058669589582988052009-06-15T20:50:00.000-07:002009-06-16T19:04:06.284-07:00When Cops Go Too FarI really did not expect this!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IF4FWvwiJhc&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IF4FWvwiJhc&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="385"></embed></object><br />29 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/watch-this-guys-car.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SjhO4m-hDPI/AAAAAAAAGGk/bNbNSpf6MJg/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348111291944865010" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-7605866958958298805?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-31267657095367773742009-06-06T00:28:00.000-07:002009-06-16T19:02:07.325-07:00Watch This Guys Car<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2dIzX-h8gJQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2dIzX-h8gJQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="385"></embed></object><br />1 minute 33 seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/jon-reep-bless-his-heart.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SjhObTA86OI/AAAAAAAAGGc/Ev7l9ElkU54/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348110788370163938" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-3126765709536777374?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-23722998198718201272009-06-02T06:07:00.000-07:002009-06-02T06:12:02.568-07:00Jon Reep "bless his heart"<table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245);" width="360" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="353"><tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(229, 229, 229);" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml">Free Online Games</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />2 minutes 35 seconds<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://paulsfunny.blogspot.com/2009/06/jimmy-dore-librarian-tatoos.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SiUk85iRFmI/AAAAAAAAGBw/_YwF8JpM1qM/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342717161600259682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-2372299819871820127?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-50388742941515463042009-06-01T00:54:00.000-07:002009-06-02T06:14:21.896-07:00Jimmy Dore Librarian TatoosI never understood it either honestly?<br />I call this one the "Tramp Stamp"<br /><table style="font-family: arial; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 61px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/SiUlY9Imh1I/AAAAAAAAGB4/htJAucJY2Mw/s400/Paul%27s+funny+button.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342717643602691922" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4265568349950681583-5038874294151546304?l=paulsfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Paulix Closhttps://profiles.google.com/107800733658434050191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4265568349950681583.post-77538419441985259362009-06-01T00:37:00.000-07:002009-06-01T01:05:02.767-07:00Jimmy Dore "Deer Whistle"Showing up to a comedy club without a sense of humor?<br /><table style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); background-color: rgb(245, 245, 245);" width="360" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="353"><tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(229, 229, 229);" valign="middle"><td style="padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;"><a target="_blank" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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